From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 9:27 AM
To: Manley; Armstrong, Gary M; Ryan; Lentini
Subject: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Patrick
From: Manley, Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 9:58 AM
To: , Patrick W; Armstrong, Gary M; , Ryan M; Lentini
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I’m thinking this is a win on both sides. The letter is gold (see what I did there ) but anyone who attempts to exploit the corrupt frauds at any of these gold exchange companies is okay in my book as well.
Manley
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:00 AM
To: Manley; , Patrick W; , Ryan M; Lentini
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I love that they actually took the time to write that letter. Jeff Aronson had to be cracking up the entire time.
Mark Armstrong
From: Lentini
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:23 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; , Patrick W; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
It’s pretty classic, but I seriously doubt that’s genuine. Oh wait, it IS on companyish letterhead…
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:25 AM
To: Lentini; Manley; , Patrick W; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
It’s on the internet. Trust me its real. So is Cold Fusion and Dark Matter.
Mark Armstrong
From: Patrick W
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:33 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; Manley; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
They’ve gone full retard:
Patrick
From: Lentini
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:37 AM
To: , Patrick W; Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
You say that, but doesn’t the US have a dolphin-training program?
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:37 AM
To: Lentini; Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
C’mon now, Dolphins are way smarter than sharks!
Patrick
From: Lentini
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:38 AM
To: , Patrick W; Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
They also have to come up for air…. And their teeth, not so sharp.
From: , Patrick W
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:41 AM
To: Lentini; Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Yeah but they can totally do backflips which is clearly the more useful skill.
Dolphin sees shark -> dolphin does backflip ->shark thinks “Oh F***, that’s some sort of ninja fish” -> shark runs away -> dolphin does celebratory backflip
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:42 AM
To: , Patrick W; Lentini; Manley; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Not if the sharks have lasers.
Mark Armstrong
From: , Patrick W
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:45 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; Manley; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Backflip = laser dodge.
It’s like the barrel roll in starfox 64.
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:45 AM
To: , Patrick; Lentini; Manley; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I’m calling BS. Video nao or it didn’t happen.
Mark Armstrong
From: , Patrick W
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:47 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; Manley; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Can’t link you the video, GDIT won’t allow it. Rest assured though that the backflipping dolphin in the video that obviously must exist is totally not getting hit by the laser beams fired from the shark that is totally scared of the ninja dolphin. I’m pretty sure this video was on CNN and in New Scientist so you’ll have to believe me as I have cited 2 sources and the internet never lies (this email being part of the internet, theretofore the truth).
Patrick
From: Manley
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:48 AM
To: , Patrick W; Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; , Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Here is your blueprint Mark.
Manley
From: , Patrick W
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:51 AM
To: Manley; Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Eye witness mockup of ninja dolphin, one of the only descriptions available as ninja dolphins typically are backflipping too much to be made out by the human eye.
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:55 AM
To: Patrick; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
This guy is on the same team too. He has a dinosaur riding shotgun.
Mark Armstrong
From: Manley
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:58 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Patrick; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I hate my warcraft days. lol
Manley
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:59 AM
To: Manley; Patrick; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
This shark is a ninja too! Backflips all day.
Mark Armstrong
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:02 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I don’t buy it, that shark is obviously just wearing the ninja mask to try and trick the ninja dolphins into not backflip killing him.
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:02 AM
To: , Patrick; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
- It’s on the internet. 2. Sharks don’t lie.
The cup of truth runneth over on this one friend.
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:04 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
I didn’t want to show this, but here’s a clip of elite dolphin ninja training. Sharks don’t train like this, and clearly proper training leads to winning:
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dolphins.gif
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:05 AM
To: , Patrick; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Dolphin on dolphin violence. Internal conflict is no recipe for success in the war against the Pirate-Ninja, Laser Wielding, Flying, Zombie Shark Army, that’s PNLWFZSA for short.
Mark Armstrong
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:08 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Just hard training, not internal strife.
Patrick
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:09 AM
To: , Patrick; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Call it what you will. I see conflict.
Mark Armstrong
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:22 AM
To: Armstrong, Gary M; Manley, Ronald R; Lentini, Joseph R; Bombara, Ryan M
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
What are the odds that they’ve all blocked our emails yet on the first floor haha
Patrick
From: Manley
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:34 AM
To: Patrick; Armstrong, Gary M; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Check and Mate. lol
Ron
From: Lentini
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:36 AM
To: Manley; Patrick W; Armstrong, Gary M; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
Indeed. And WOW
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:37 AM
To: Lentini; Manley; Armstrong, Gary M; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
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From: Lentini
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:40 AM
To: Patrick; Manley; Armstrong, Gary M; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
You deserve a rick-roll.
From: Armstrong, Gary M
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:09 AM
To: , Patrick; Manley; Lentini; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
After 15 minutes of searching for “Sharks eating dolphins” on google images, I came up with nothing and will admit my defeat. I would like to note though, the shark depicted in that photo, was neither flying, a zombie, laser wielding, and did not have his dinosaur riding shotgun. I’m just sayin’.
Mark Armstrong
From: Patrick
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2010 11:37 AM
To: Lentini; Manley; Armstrong, Gary M; Ryan
Subject: RE: small text is small, but this is a huge win
And now we took your lasers.
